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PostSubject: haha   Tue 4 Apr 19:03

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their new wives straight on their duties.

The first man had married a woman from Pennsylvania and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from West Virginia. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Texas girl. He boasted that he told her his house was to be cleaned, dishes washed, the cooking done and laundry washed. And this was all her responsibility. He said the first day he didn't see anything and the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down so he could see a little out of his left eye!

as dylan used to say.. "all my ex's live in texas"
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PostSubject: Re: haha   Thu 6 Apr 20:17

I'm personally a fan of the flexibility of that joke because you can always change the name of the last state. And then you can be all like, "LOL, GO NORTH CAROLINA GIRLS, THEY KICK BUTT."

Yeah.

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PostSubject: Re: haha   Thu 6 Apr 20:32

Welcome to the site Kazz i love your avatar and signature

Still not better than my mom though, she is awsome.

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PostSubject: Re: haha   Fri 7 Apr 15:11

Yeah I like the Pink, even though I don't have to type this since I could just tell you Kazz! or should I say Kathryn.

SCANDALOUS!

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PostSubject: Re: haha   Sun 9 Apr 11:04

HAHA FUNNY JOKE!!!

lol! lol! lol!

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